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EPISODE 1 - "Pilot"

Episode 1: "Pilot"
Original air date: 8/13/2007

Directed by: Stephen Hopkins

Written by: Tom Kapinos

Guest Star(s): Amy Price-Francis (Meredith), Pamela Adlon (Marcy), Michelle Nordin (Nun/Heather), Camille Langfield (Sandy)

Synopsis: We meet Hank for the first time. He sleeps with a few women, proposes to Karen, embarasses Becca at a party in front of her peers. All in a few day's work for Hank Moody.


EPISODE STATS

Number of women Hank sleeps withNumber of women Hank sleeps with: 3 (and sees another naked)


Number of times Karen rejects HankNumber of times Karen rejects Hank: Too many times


Hank Moody | David Duchovny in CalifornicationNumber of times Hank crosses the line: Never


Number of times Hank's fame gets him somethingNumber of times Hank's fame gets him something: Once (it beds Mia)
Hank Moody's Little Black Book | Californication
NunName: Heather aka Hot Blonde / Blow Job Nun

Age: 27

Occupation: Hot wife of K-Fed like cuckold.

How they met: Concert at the Bowl.

Location of act: Her PCH abode.

Kink factor: She woke Hank up as he was dreaming about being serviced by a nun.

Pillow talk: Hank says he needs a "GPS" to find her clitoris.

Repercussions: Hank's trusty 911 is bashed in by K-Fed.
Episode 1 - "Pilot" - Californication WikiName: Mia Lewis

Age: 16

Occupation: Student

How they met: Book Store

Location of act: Hank's bed

Kink factor: A couple punches to the face.

Pillow talk: "Oww."
Repercussions: Hank's now in a world of ****.

Name: Defile Me Girl

Age: 31

Occupation: Barfly

How they met: At Marat the fateful night of Hank's Meredith diatribe.

Location of act: Hank's bed

Kink factor: A lot of wet, shiny skin.

Pillow talk: "Consider yourself defiled."

Repercussions: Smelling like "p----" according to Karen
BROWSE THROUGH THE REST OF HANK'S LBB
PROGRESS ON HANK'S WRITER'S BLOCK
  • Types one bad word into his computer.
  • Says no to blog job.
PROGRESS ON HANK'S FAMILY LIFE
  • Asks Karen to marry him instead of Bill




HANK'S HARSHEST WISECRACKS

  • His anti-Meredith manifesto.
  • "Yo K-Fed, the little man in the boat, he's up here. That's where he is (demonstration)"
  • "I should hide under your c*** - he'd never find me there."
  • "So not only are you a cadaverous lay, you have s****y taste in movies."
  • "Oh, I know that look. That's the look that shrivels me testes."
  • "He's a ****ing dialtone!"
  • "Don't let the door hit you on your soon-to-be huge *** on the way out."
  • "God fordbid you should miss a ****ing call! Dick!"
  • "She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes."
  • "Consider yourself defiled."

HANK VS. HANK
Which Hank is winning this episode? Provide proof below!
DEVIL HANK
 ANGEL HANK
  • Beats up guy who's talking on his cell phone in the middle of the movie theater

  • Sleeps with 16 year old Mia Lewis





  • Saves Becca from being corrupted at a party











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Sarah-Baybee Really Good Show- READ PLEASE! 0 Apr 18 2008, 4:53 AM EDT by Sarah-Baybee
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I Like This Episode Because Its A Really Good Pilot. Its Got To Be The Funniest Episode Because The Bit When Hank And Karen Go To Becca's Parent Evening And Hank Really Happy When He Thinks The Teacher Says That His Daughter, Becca Is A Lesbian So He Can Share His Knowledge With Women Panties With Her. What The Teacher Ment Was That Becca Was Noticing Boys! The Character Hank Has Come a Long Way Since Then.... Your Thoughts Here Please
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tazzat Girls 4 Apr 3 2008, 5:45 PM EDT by HankMoodyisMyHero
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Anyone else noted that this episode had the most girls Hank did in bed and had the most nudity then all of the other upcoming episodes? Looks like the critics told them to 'cool it down a bit'. But I must say, I enjoyed the girls because many other shows just don't have enough of them.
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