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EPISODE 2 - "Hell-A Woman"

Californication Episode 2 - "Hell-A Woman"

Original air date: 8/20/2007

Directed by: Scott Winant

Written by: Tom Kapinos
Guest Star(s): Damian Young (Will "Bill" Lewis), Rachel Miner (Dani, Charlie's Assistant), Pamela Adlon (Marcy), Paula Marshall (Sonja)

Synopsis: Karen and Bill host a dinner party and Hank grabs an invite. He meets Sonja there and they have a good ole time.



EPISODE STATS

Number of women Hank sleeps withNumber of women Hank sleeps with: 1


Number of times Karen rejects HankNumber of times Karen rejects Hank: 1


Hank Moody | David Duchovny in CalifornicationNumber of times Hank crosses the line: 1 1/2


Number of times Hank's fame gets him somethingNumber of times Hank's fame gets him something: 0



TALK ABOUT THIS EPISODE
OF CALIFORNICATION		 Hank Moody's Little Black Book | Californication
Insert Californication image here!Name: Anal Porn Star

Age:

Occupation:porn star

How they met: In traffic

Location of act:

Kink factor:

Pillow talk: Discussion about the vaginal rejuvenation surgery she's thinking about getting

Repercussions they don't actually sleep together but he gets some free porn
SonjaName: Sonja

Age: 40 Something

Occupation: scientologist.

How they met: @ Bill & Karen's dinner party.

Location of act: On Bill & Karen's bed.

Kink factor:

Pillow talk:

Repercussions:
MeredithName: Meredith.

Age: Twenty-something.

Occupation: Divorce Lawyer.

How they met: Perfect first blind double date.

Repercussions: Hank didn't sleep with her just insulted her on the blind date
BROWSE THROUGH THE REST OF HANK'S LBB
PROGRESS ON HANK'S WRITER'S BLOCK
  • A little.
PROGRESS ON HANK'S FAMILY LIFE
  • Two steps back.



HANK'S HARSHEST WISECRACKS

  • Bill's various nicknames
  • "I think you should still buy the car then run over whoever created that turd."
  • "It might be nice if I could fellate myself while farting 'The White Album' but I haven't quite been able to master that yet."
  • "I just wanted to say pooper."
  • "Kiss my black ***!"
  • "I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."
  • "Game on, broheim!"
  • "Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you ***ing douche!"
  • "(Bill and Karen) fell head over heels in love. In Karen's case, heels over head. And Bill got another trophy for his mantle, and Karen got to move into her own Barbie dream house."
  • "Instead of finding out your husband was gay, you could've found out he was a Scientologist...or a Nazi. Or Al-Qaeda. See that's what I love about LA. It's the diversity."


HANK VS. HANK
Which Hank is winning this episode? Provide proof below!
DEVIL HANK
 ANGEL HANK
  • Pukes on Bill's painting after getting high and sleeping with Sonja on Bill and Karen's bed





  • Tells Sonja that in light of her all natural body she is "the most beatuiful woman he's seen in a long time"







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me parece q es una comedia que jamas a tocado algo asi, con temas de profundidad que demuestran algo de madurez por parte de hank usando cualquier artilugio para evadirse de su realidad y afrontar los problemas diarios y en su vida
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