 Episode: Season 1 e02-05
Name: Meredith.
Age: Thirty-something.
Occupation: Divorce Lawyer.
How they met: Perfect first blind double date.
Location of act: Hank's bedroom.
Kink factor: Boring.
Pillow talk: Not much of a pillow talker (other than saying "LOL" and "BJ"). Conversation is not what she needs from Hank.
Repercussions: Stole someone else's dog for her. In love with a married man. If she and Hank had met in a different time under different circumstances, they may have had shot, but they both realize that they at most will be friends but never in love. | |
Episode: s1e06
Name: Surfer Girl.
Age: Early twenties.
Occupation: Unknown.
The thought of having a career may
never have crossed her mind.
How they met: Supermarket. She asks Hank if he knows anything about wine. Then she couldn't find the funds she needed to pay for her wine and he volunteers to give her the needed balance.
Location of act: Hank's floor.
Kink factor: Out of sight. She is a hottie!
Pillow talk: Won't give up her name. **** buddies don't talk.
In a later episode she bumps into Hank and Becca as they walk along Venice Beach and she tells Hank that her name is Michele. Played by the ever-so-lovely Michele Lombardo!
Repercussions: Records and guitar stolen. Hank loves the rare romance that he feels with this mysterious girl. Can't trust
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 Episode: s1 e02
Name: Sonja.
Age: Late thirties/ early forties.
Occupation: Being hot.
How they met: Karen's set up dinner party.
Location of act: Karen and Bill's bed.
Kink factor: Solid.
Pillow talk: As long as they toking it.
Repercussions: Damaged expensive painting. Sonja later announces that she is pregnant, and Karen believes that Hank is very possibly the father. | |
 Episode: Multiple.
Name: Mia.
Age: 16
Occupation: School girl.
How they met: Bookstore.
Location of act: Hank's bedroom.
Kink factor: Keeps up with the best of them. Claims to be a virgin.
Pillow talk: Less talking, more punching.
Repercussions: She's actually Bill's daughter. She's 16! Too young and crazy. Keeps trying for an encore. Later steals one of Hank's manuscripts which she submits to Dani at UTK as her work, published as "******* and Punching." Also hooks up with Lew Ashby while Hank is living at his house. | |
 Episode: California Son (s1e08)
later appears in S2 E 3 at Lew Ashby's
Name: Beatrice or "Trixie"
Age: ?
Occupation: Prostitute
How they met: At a bar
Location of act: Hotel Room
Kink factor: High; Hank snorts coke off her t**ts and ass.
Pillow talk: Arguing over whether he's going to pay her...he thinks she is joking when she says she is a prostitute.
Repercussions: Getting beat up by her
pimp | |
 Episode: All of them, but specifically in California Son (s1e08)
Name: Karen
Age: ?
Occupation: Architect
How they met: In NYC at a concert
Location of act: Hank's bedroom
Kink factor: Low
Pillow talk: Not too much
Repercussions: Hank writes a new novella (a good repercussion for once), but is rejected by Karen again. Go for it | |
 Episode: s1e10
Name: Laura
Age: Twenties/Thirties
Occupation: Actress/boxer
How they met: gym; drinks
Location of act: Hank's place
Kink factor: Menage-a-trois with Charlie; Karen and Marcy pop into Hank's bedroom just as Laura squirts all over Charlie's face
Pillow talk: "She's gonna blow!"
Repercussions: Frustrated Marcy and Karen; Hank and Charlie try to kiss up;sexual tension is in the air... | |
Episode: Pilot
Name:Sister (or Nun) in dream sequence/
Heather in bed in Malibu home
Age: ?
Occupation: ?
How they met:
Location of act: Her bedroom
Kink factor: She is married. Doubles as a nun when Hank is sleeping.
Pillow talk: "Luckily for you I've got a GPS device, I've stored it up my ass."
Repercussions: Her husband comes home early. Takes a baseball bat to the right headlight of Hank's Porsche, which is never fixed. | * |
Episode:S1 E 2 Hell-A Woman
Name: The Blonde aka Brooke Banner
Age: Twenties Occupation: Actress pornstar
How they met: On the road- they pull up at the same stoplight and she flirts with him and sends a paper airplane over to his car, which he later discovers has her phone number.
Location of act: Her place
Kink factor: Low, but she does ask Hank if he thinks she needs plastic surgery either for her breasts or perhaps "vaginal rejuvenation."
Pillow talk: "Not those lips!"
Repercussions: Her baby daughter starts crying so Hank leaves; but not before "confiscating" one of her movies "for further study". | |
 Name: Never stated
Age: Not Specified
Occupation: Auto Sales Professional
How they met: Porsche Dealership
Location of act: Street Alley
Kink factor: Porsche convertible in broad daylight
Pillow talk: "What do I have to do..."
Repercussions:
None, but Hank bought a new car, which was stolen only hours later. | |
 Episode: s1e1 Pilot
Name: Hot Girl
Age: Twenty-something
Occupation: Socialite
How they met: Restaurant
Location of act: Her place
Kink Factor: Extreme
Pillow talk: Defile me
Repercussions: As she rolls over onto her knees in the bed and says "Defile me" the phone rings. Hank takes the call, which is from Karen about Becca being in trouble at a party. As Hank prepares to ride to the rescue, he leaves her with these words: "Consider yourself defiled."
She calls him an *******. | | 
Episode: Season Three
Name: Jill Robinson
Age: Twenty something
Occupation: Grad Student/Teacher's Assistant
How they met: Dinner at The Deanery
Location of act: atop Dean Koons desk in his home
Kink factor: "I'm not wearing any underwear"
Pillow talk:
Repercussions: Becca: "Father, why is there a naked lady in my bedroom?" S3E9- The Apartment | |
 Episode: Pilot (also appears in S1 E4)
Name: Sandy "Mrs.Todd" Carr woman with no hair on her vagina Age: 40ish
Occupation: stay at home wife
How they met: Her husband is directing the screen rendition of his book "God Hates Us All" now being filmed as "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" starring Tom and Kate. When we meet her in the Pilot, she has broken into Hank's house to surprise him, where she is discovered by Becca, who asks, "Father, why is there a naked woman in your bedroom?" Hank ends the relationship, which she feels was revenge at her husband for ruining his book. We see her again in S1 E4- Fear and Loathing at the Fund Raiser" where we learn her husband is divorcing her (telling her at the event) and she then attempts to throw a drink on Hank, instead hitting the married lover of Meredith.
Location of act: Every room of Carr's house (as reported in S1 E3, The ***** of Babylon)
Kink factor: Shaved vagina
Pillow talk:
Repercussions: Carr divorces her. | |
Episode: Season Three Name: Jackie
Age: Twenty-two
Occupation: Student/Exotic Dancer (see below) How they met: She is in his writing class
Location of act: Her apartment
Kink factor: Did you see her pole dance at that club? Did you see her bodacious tatas?
Pillow talk: I can f**k you if I want
Repercussions: Dean Koons is not pleased, nor is Karen. | |
Episode: Season 2, Ep. 7 In a Lonely Place
Name: Mrs. Patterson
Age: 40ish
Occupation: Becca's English Teacher
How they met: Damien's mother
Location of act:
Kink factor: (child star Justine Bateman!!!)
Pillow talk:
Repercussions: | |
Episode: Season Three
Name: Ashley Madison
Age: 22
Occupation: Exotic Dancer at Faster Pussycat
How they met: She is a student in Hank's class.
Location of act: Her apartment, and elsewhere
Kink factor: Shows up at Hank's with two other dancers, "Do you want to party?" N.B. Ashley Madison is the name of an internet "dating" site for extra-marital relations.
Pillow talk: Repercussions: Dean Koons is not happy. | |
Episode: Season 2 Ep. 6 Coke Dick and the First Kick
Name: Annika Staley
Age: young 30ish, if that
Occupation: Rolling Stone writer
How they met: at Lew Ashby's House of Sin
Location of act: Lew Ashby's house
Kink factor:
Pillow talk:
Repercussions: 
Episode: Season 4, Ep 6 Name: Abby Rhoads Age: 30-40?
Occupation: Century City Attorney How They Met: She is hired between Season 3 & 4 to defend Hank against charges of assaulting an officer, and then a more serious charge of Statutory Rape is added, when it becomes public knowledge that he had sex with Mia when she was a minor. Location of Act: While not definite, we are left to assume that when they meet in Hank's hotel, they then move to his room for consummation, after several weeks of verbal foreplay. Kink Factor: Only a few scenes prior to their rendezvous, Abby has told Hank she is dropping him as a client because he is such a pain in the ass ("But I like your ass, I wouldn't do anything to hurt your ass"). This prompts Karen to visit her at her office and ask her to reconsider, admitting that while Hank can be difficult, he also can be a very good person. A few scenes later, we find Abby in the bar at Hank's hotel, and then in a quickly intercut montage, we see her stripped down to her black underwear and bra. | |
Episode: S02E05
Name: Chloe Metz
Age: 30s?
Occupation: Cooking Show Host
How they met: Her assistant is pals/**** buddies with Kenny's cousin
Location of act: Lew Ashby's house
Kink factor: has Hank pour chocolate sauce she made on her, suggests Lew and Hank have a threesome with her or watch her have sex with female driver
Pillow talk: "**** me like i'm Al-Qaeda!"
Repercussions: Turns out to have husband and son -----------  Episode: Season 4, Ep. 1 & ff Name: Sasha Bingham Age: not stated, early 20s Occupation: Film actress How they met: After Runkel bails Hank out of jail (see end of Season 3) he takes Hank to HTK Offices and has him wait in the expansive lobby. Hank stretches out on the couch, and she approaches, asks him to share the couch. He introduces himself, and she in turn extends her hand and says, "Mia." He immediately recoils. Location of act: Her suite at hotel where she has asked him to go over notes for screenplay of "F**king and Punching." Kink Factor: Since she is to play Mia in the film, she asks him what the punch felt like. He tells her to try it for herself. The first time she just slaps him, so he says, "do it again," so she closes her hand as a fist. He says, "harder," and while note quite the punch Mia provided in S1E1, it still was a cruncher. ---------------  Episode: Season 4, Ep. 12 And Justice for AllName: Not given, she is the actress who is portraying Karen in the film version of F**king and Person. Real actress is Dawn Olivieri. Occupation: Actress How they met: On the set, the first day of the shoot Location of Act: Her trailer. We only saw them kissing, but knowing Hank... Kink Factor: Hank just got off from Statutory Rape, with three years probation; Abby Rhoads may or may not still be in his life; Karen has just left with Ben and the girls. First day of Hank's "new life"; any different? | |
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