WEEK 11: DIALOGUE TO "HANK"-ER FOR

ASSIGNMENT #11: DIALOGUE TO "HANK"-ER FOR
This week we are focusing on a very important element of creative writing: dialogue! Your assignment is to channel your "inner Hank" and write dialogue for scene between Hank and another character.

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Dialogue: The Talk-(B for Becca, H for Hank)

B:Are we really having this talk right now?
H:Yes, we are Becca because I’m your father, and I'm a responsible parent .
B:Says the man who’s had more women in his room than a planned parenthood office.
H:Whoa! You really are my daughter and I'm impressed. But being your father, I control whether your bedroom door is locked at night
B:Fine.
H:This is a little delayed but I have to extinguish all blame now
B:Is this the a skewed Birds and Bees speech?
H:It's still called that? All the new jive talk out there, I'm surprised it hasn’t been updated to a more relative teen friendly term like the Ryan Seacrest and Big Black Man
B:Are you done?
H:Not until you're in the nunery
B:I’m not going to be a nun
H:Then, how much are Chastity Belts going for nowadays?
B:If this is how you’re going to handle this...
H:Alright. All business, I can respect that. When a man loves a woman very much
B:Wait. So, you love every woman you’ve ever been with?
H:I can certainly say that I've loved many in life, but I only truly love your mother. That's real love, the truest of true, the feelings you only every have for one, should be saved for one, and that being Jesus
B:As long as I find a man with the same name of our lord, I can have sex with him?
H:Eww, don’t say the S word, I might just gag on my tongue. For the rest of this talk, we’re referring to the act as petting ponies
B:Petting ponies?
H:I’ve pet some ponies in my day; purebreds, mares, even some mules, stallions... well, not stallions. I’ve dabbled but that's a different talk all together. This analogy isn’t working is it?
B:I’m going to go
H:Ah, get out of here. Don't think you can escape this talk: ponies, bees, Seacrestst. You picking up what I’m putting down? Becca!?
Exit Becca
H:Petting Ponies? God I'm too high right now

Username: californicationfan
Dialogue: (Hank and Charlie)

Hank: I’ve got to get out of this city. I think it sucked my soul away.
Charlie: Hank, if you’re losing your soul and you know it, then you’ve still got a soul left to lose.
Hank: Look at you Runkle, quoting Bukowski.
Charlie: Hey, I’m a highly intellectual human being Hank. Besides, with what’s been going on with Marcy, I’ve spent many nights crying with a bottle of red wine wondering what’s left for me in this city.
Hank: Why must we torture ourselves by chasing meaningless sex with the women of this town when we have the greatest women already in our lives?
Charlie: I know, but don’t be so hard on yourself Hank. We all make mistakes. Just be grateful you aren’t the laughing stock of the town for beating off in your own office.
Hank: Jesus Runkle, people still remember that?
Charlie: Like it was yesterday. It’s amazing how many people have added me on facebook asking for a new video.
Hank: Why do I keep screwing over the two most amazing women in my life? Karen and Becca deserve better.
Charlie: We can’t just give up Hank. You think I don’t have moments where I think Marcy would be better off without me? But I come to my senses and realize we are meant for each other. Love is something you have to fight for.
Hank: Ah, that’s why I love you Runkle, keepin me positive in my darkest hour.
Charlie: Hey, what are best friends for.
Hank: It’s time I fight to keep Karen and Becca in my life. I know if we can escape this chaos we can make it through.

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Editor Picks?

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No editor picks this week? So sad for us....:(

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SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 11: DIALOGUE TO "HANK"-ER FOR

Dec 16 2009, 10:36 PM EST by californicationfan

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ASSIGNMENT #11: DIALOGUE TO "HANK"-ER FOR
This week we are focusing on a very important element of creative writing: dialogue!

Your assignment is to channel your "inner Hank" and write dialogue for scene between Hank and another character.

YOU MUST POST TO THIS THREAD!

HAVE FUN!

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Dec 13 2009, 1:24 PM EST by drmagazine

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HANK MOODY: Runkle, what do you say you and me go down to the beach tonight and do something stupid?

CHARLIE RUNKLE: I don’t know, Hank. I remember the last time you said that…

HANK MOODY: Hey! That won’t happen again, I promise. Besides, didn’t she look like she was at least 25?

CHARLIE RUNKLE: Yeah and she looked like a woman, too. How come neither of us noticed the Adam’s apple?

HANK MOODY: Wishful thinking. She was so hot we didn’t want to believe she was a guy.

CHARLIE RUNKLE: (with a wistful look in his eyes) She was good, though…

HANK MOODY: Runkle you worry me.

CHARLIE RUNKLE: Okay okay I’m in for tonight but no shellfish!

HANK MOODY: It will be a night for the ages! Memories will be made! Friendships will be forged! Personal boundaries will be crossed and lost!

CHARLIE RUNKLE: Maybe a little shellfish…

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