This week we are getting back to the writing basics: the metaphor!
Your assignment is to write a humorous metaphor about Hank; (e.g. “Hank is as faithless as…”)
* Adding one HANK METAPHOR to the METAPHOR MADNESS Sweeps thread qualifies as ONE (1) sweepstakes entry submission.*
Winners for the weekly giveaway will be randomly chosen and notified the week of January 4, 2010. Remember, every sweepstakes entry is a chance to take home one of five awesome grand prize Californication prize packs, including Californication season one and two DVD sets!
PLEASE NOTE: A maximum of one (1) entry per weekly Sweepstakes for each individual is permitted for online and mail-in entries. An entrant who exceeds this entry limitation will have each of the multiple submitted entries invalidated for prize drawing/consideration.
Username:lilbballer27 Metaphor: Hanks is as dull as a point
Username:fusethemasked Metaphor:Hank's life is as pleasant as a birthday party at a butchery. It's a birthday party, yeah, but it still doesn't change the fact that things are getting chopped up and bleeding everywhere
Username: drmagazine Metaphor: Hank is as attractive to women as a high sea-cliff is to lemmings.
Username:martinpoirier Metaphor: Hank's "I want to do good" commitment to his family is like a ship without an anchor, drifting aimlessly through Neptune's wavy hair, only to be combed out and forgotten, sinking to the depth of a watery grave.