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SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 13 2009, 1:21 PM EST
ASSIGNMENT #8: STARTING PHRASES: "I WISH HANK WOULD..."It's time for some Cali-themed personal writing! Your assignment this week is to write a phrase starting with “I wish Hank would…” Alright students get cracking! *REMEMBER YOU MUST ENTER ON THIS THREAD TO BE ELIGIBLE!* 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?
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mckenna_k |
2. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 13 2009, 1:46 PM EST
"I wish Hank would...Ooh, wait. No cursing? Darn. Okay, here's my real edited one then: I wish Hank would... Grow up, do the right thing. Marry Karen, go back to New York with the Becca, and live happily ever after. Do you find this valuable? |
MrPusher |
3. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 13 2009, 2:26 PM EST
I wish Hank would move to Akron... I could use a good wingman. ; )~
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murgento |
4. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 13 2009, 3:07 PM EST
I wish Hank would make like a tree and get the #*%@ out of school and start writing some more punchy novels.
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drmagazine |
5. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 15 2009, 11:01 AM EST
I wish Hank would meet some REALLY kinky chicks.
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Chinaski1 |
6. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 15 2009, 4:52 PM EST
I wish Hank would meet a woman at a local bar, get quite drunk while harassing a macho bartender. As the bartender becomes more and more angry, Hank turns to his lady and quotes Bukowski, "“Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live”'. Hank send the man over the edge by barraging him with cutting comments. The bartender becomes fed up and begins to fight hank in the bar. After Hank defeats the seemingly incompetent barkeep, he and his new lady hop into the Porsche and drive away before the angry mob can catch them.
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erizzy |
7. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 15 2009, 10:54 PM EST
teach a Master class in gash-mashing, since his infinite knowledge and profound understanding of the subject lends itself to the pursuit of little else, including provocative writing these days.
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tlcccc |
8. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 16 2009, 11:14 AM EST
I wish Hank would not have caught my eye tonight as he knowingly smirked and tipped his head while lifting his glass in a polluted acknowledgment of one night that I, his brother's wife, choose not to revisit.
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katmagick |
9. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 17 2009, 11:00 AM EST
get himself into sex addiction rehab and find out why he is so obsessed with boinking every woman that he meets.( I just don't want him to do that right now because then we wouldn't have the show!) Do you find this valuable? |
prainer |
10. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 17 2009, 12:16 PM EST
"ASSIGNMENT #8: STARTING PHRASES: "I WISH HANK WOULD..."I wish Hank would start writing again. Seeing him struggle with the blank page is one of the sexiest things he does. A novel, a blog or a new love letter to Karen.... Hank at the typewriter, old school, or Hank on his laptop. Do you find this valuable? |
AgentAngel |
11. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 18 2009, 10:21 AM EST
I wish Hank would: get it together, grow up and parent his daughter. Maybe even marry her mother.
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Hanksfuture1stwife |
12. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 25 2009, 10:15 AM EST
I wish Hank would feel it was really really necessary to go on a road trip - a personal cleansing of his soul. But some kind of weird Karma keeps mucking it up and he's stuck in LA, he CAN'T get out, and he ends up feeling like he's stuck in the Twilight Zone.
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armando22 |
13. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 25 2009, 10:57 PM EST
"ASSIGNMENT #8: STARTING PHRASES: "I WISH HANK WOULD..."I wish Hank would do something so traumatic for Becca that she becomes a mute. That way I wouldn't have to suffer through her whining, nasally , putrid excuse for a voice every week. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
joeygooch |
14. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Nov 30 2009, 2:27 PM EST
pen a new book a followup to south of Heaven...call it...East of Hell
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CocoPazzo |
15. RE: SWEEPS ASSIGNMENT 8: STARTING PHRASES: I WISH HANK WOULD...
Dec 1 2009, 11:07 AM EST
I wish that Hank would... get pulled over by a police woman for driving at night without a headlight. She would write him up, give him a ticket-- and then he would make a teasing comment about "using her handcuffs." And a few days later, she would run his plates through DMV, get his address and phone number (if she didn't already get what she needed from his license), and visit him at his apartment...out of uniform! And then he resists.
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